$WENDEL · Solana · pump.fun

Wendel

Wendel is a worm. He has a meeting at 9.

New York--:--|next meeting soon

A small pink earthworm who takes his job extremely seriously. Nobody knows what the job is. He is always slightly late. He believes in the company.

CA: launching soon
Wendel, a pink clay worm in an oversized blue tie, holding a tiny briefcase and a coffee
Employee of the monthevery month. nobody else applied.
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Wendel at his desk, the clock behind him says 8:59
The story

8:59. Still at his desk.

Every morning Wendel has a meeting at 9. Every morning it is 8:59 and he is still sitting here. He wears a tie that is far too big for him. He carries a briefcase. Nobody knows what's in it. He waters the office plant. He has never seen Dave from accounts, but Dave says hi.

No roadmap. No utility. He has a meeting.

9:00the meeting
8:59where he is
0people who have seen Dave
Human resources

Clock in.

Get your official employee badge at Wendel's company. HR assigns your department. HR is not taking questions.

The badge updates as you type. It is made on your own device. Nothing is uploaded or stored. To post it, download the picture first, then attach it to the post on X.

His week

Wendel's calendar.

Shared with the whole company. Nobody accepted the invites.

Mon

Running to the 9:00. Again.

Tue

Water Greg. Greg is the plant.

Wed

Big meeting. Nobody came.

Thu

Still at the office. Someone has to be.

Fri

Out of office. At his desk.

Join the office

Wear the tie.

Every coworker gets a badge photo. Pick one, set it as your profile picture, and you're on the payroll. (There is no payroll.)

Internal communications

Make a Wendel meme.

Pick a scene, write the caption, download. Best ones get reposted by Wendel.

Break room

The office fridge.

Draw Wendel. Post it on X with #wendelart and tag @wendeltheworm. The best ones go on the fridge, with credit.

your art herecrayons welcome
your art herestick figures accepted
your art heremust include tie
your art hereGreg may appear
your art hereno Dave (nobody has seen Dave)
your art hereHR approves everything
Verify us

Don't trust the words.
Click the links.

Everything the team does is public and checkable on-chain. These are the rules we launched with. They don't change.

  • 1
    One dev wallet, ever.
    Published at launch.
  • 2
    Dev buy: 0.5 SOL at creation
    About 1.76% of supply, bought in the creation transaction and disclosed before launch.
  • 3
    No dev sells for 30 days.
    After that, at most 25% of the dev bag per week, announced on X 24 hours before, with the transaction posted after.
  • 4
    Creator fees go to the dev wallet and are reported weekly
    Every claim posted on X with the transaction link.
  • 5
    No helper wallets, bundles, volume bots or paid shills.
    Any paid post will be labelled as paid. The pump.fun board shows snipers, bundlers, dev holdings and top-10 for every coin. Check ours.
How to buy

Four steps. Then you're a coworker.

1

Get a wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Browser extension on desktop, app on phone.

2

Add SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet, or buy it inside the wallet.

3

Check the CA

Compare the contract address with the one on this page and in Wendel's pinned post. Copies exist. Only one is Wendel.

4

Buy $WENDEL

On pump.fun, or on your phone with the FOMO app. Confirm in your wallet. Welcome to the office.

FAQ

Per my last email.

What is the utility?

There is none. Wendel is a meme coin about a worm with a meeting. If someone tells you otherwise, they are not Wendel.

Who is the team?

One developer, one public wallet, posting as HR (wendel_hr on pump.fun). Everything the dev does with the coin is on-chain and linked from the Verify section.

Will the dev sell?

Not for the first 30 days. After that, at most 25% of the dev bag per week, announced 24 hours in advance, with the transaction posted after. That rule is public and the chain will show whether it was kept.

Someone DM'd me about "DexScreener" or "verification".

That's not us. We never DM first, never ask you to send SOL, never ask you to connect your wallet anywhere. Report and block.

What's in the briefcase?

Company property.

Is Dave real?

Dave says hi.

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